Tweets

    buzzfeed:

    Spongebob is probably the weirdest show that has ever existed. 

    (Source: grumppunk)

    get awesome

    (Source: and-at-last-i-see-the-light)

    peace-between-us:

    Janis Joplin at Woodstock, 1969

    (Source: like-a-bird-on-the-wire)

    What in the actual fuck

    (Source: primegifs)

    jadecake:

    paledreamers:

    danosaur-and-phillion:

    activatewindows:

    letshope:

    Sickest Candle ever.

    It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

    funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

    ^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

    i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

    (Source: bored-im)


    unregistered-hypercam2:

    the best harlem shake video ever

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long ass time.


    toonskribblez:

    dogb0y:

    Huskies make the best faces

    you forgot the best husky face of all!

    image

    That is frightening

    kidouyuuto:

    hockey players *heavy breathing* who get angry easily *starts sweating* and have soft sides *faints*

    This too.

    oh sweet jesus

    oh sour jesus

    oh BBQ jesus

    oh cool ranch jesus

    oh doritos locos tacos jesus

    (Source: eggbortion)

    att:

    Who gives the best hugs?

    Moms do of course. Happy Mother’s day, Mom!

    August.

    rylanschwartz:

    sure i’m ugly but i like hockey and i’m kind of funny like what more do you want

    This.

    lameborghini:

    2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner is not to be trusted

    immathnake:

    drugs are a bet with your mind

    Best tumblr follow of all time